We remixed these classic Christmas songs with sporty lyrics. Why? Well, to be perfectly honest, this post is basically our Christmas version of a "literally nobody:" meme.
So enjoy these sporty renditions of your holiday favorites for what they are - a gift that keeps on giving. Even if literally no one asked us to do this.
Hoop ‘N Ball
In the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’
Dunking through the snow
Off a hop step and pump fake
On fastbreaks we go
Laughing all the way (HA HA HA)
Ball is on a string
Making ankles fright
What fun is it to ball and sing
A hoopin’ song tonight
Oh, hoop ‘n ball, hoop ‘n ball
Hoopin’ all the way
Oh what fun it is to score
Off a dish from your teammate (HEY)
Hoop ‘n ball, Hoop ‘n ball
Hoopin’ all the way
Oh what fun it is to score
Off a dish from your teammate
Happy Winning
In tune of ‘The Christmas Song’
Nutmegs roast you when your legs are tired
Shame sweat dripping from your nose
Fake Andy Carroll crying foul, he’s a liar
We fist bumped and now we’re bros
Everybody knows don’t hit the ball with your missile toes
Or you’ll miss the mark wide right
PK shots, keep your eyes on the goal
'Cuz if you miss you won't sleep tonight
You know that ZogSports wants you to play
We’ve got a lot of sports and goodies on the way
And every soccer star is going to try
To see if your team wants to grab postgame pints
And so we’re offering this simple phrase
To those who play including you
Though it’s been done many times, many ways
Happy Winning to you
Let Me Throw
In the tune of ‘Let It Snow’
Oh, the score right now is frightful
But trick plays are so delightful
Since our chance to lose is low
Let me throw, let me throw, let me throw
We aren’t showing signs of stoppin’
Not a touchdown were we droppin’
Morale is high, don’t say no
Let me throw, let me throw, let me throw
When the game is at an end tonight
And no one really wants to go home
We should stop somewhere and share a flight
To celebrate another game won
The clock is slowly winding
The other team’s all done trying
But as long as there’s a play to go
Let me throw, let me throw, let me throw
What are your favorite holiday songs? Share in the comments below!
